The Porky Bot looked around the small houses of Onett. Even if he had never gone to the place, visiting his master's so-called childhood friend's town was nice.
The whole army seemed to have disappeared. No Pigmasks were running around, both Porkies were having a vacation, the commander was on training duties... Even Miss Marshy had gone. Still it was nice to take a break. The robot looked in the distance, and saw a dog.
Hmm.
Apparently the animals here were famous for being able to talk, to some degree. Even if it was a rumor, he did have his translator circuits. And he was bored sick. Why not give it a go?
The robot approached the dog, and spoke to it.
"Hello, doggy! Are you able to speak?"
((What I said about the villains is true-all the M3 villains seem to be inactive. I'm only talking to you because you are the only person I am sure is not inactive. Still, better someone than nobody.))